|CITIZEN HEALTH WARNING!|
Newcomers to this web site have frequently been observed to suffer from sudden episodes of spasmodic gasping, shortness of breath and uncontrollable gesticulation, often accompanied by off-the-charts high blood pressure, migraine headaches, heart palpitations and various other symptoms of distress, any or all of which may be exacerbated by a strong emotional reaction to discovering that they have been made the unwitting victims of a massive government confidence game (i.e., hoax, sting, bunko operation) that has been perpetrated on them without their ever once even suspecting it, one that has already robbed them and their children's inheritance of over one-third of all they have earned to date (none of which is recoverable). Therefore we issue this warning:
WARNING!!! READING (VIEWING) (HEARING) THE INFORMATION PRESENTED ON THIS WEB SITE HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO CAUSE SLEEP DEPRIVATION FOR MANY INDIVIDUALS DUE TO THE MIND-BOGGLING INFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN. THOSE PRONE TO PRE-EXISTING HEART CONDITIONS, SEVERE GNASHING OF TEETH, PROLONGED FITS OF WEEPING, UNCONTROLLABLE OUTBURSTS OF ANGER OR OTHER PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS ARE ADVISED TO GO WATCH TV INSTEAD. THOSE INCLINED TO CONTINUE MIGHT CONSIDER STRAPPING THEMSELVES INTO THEIR CHAIRS AT THIS TIME LEST THEY SHOULD INADVERTENTLY LUNGE AT THEIR COMPUTER MONITOR, POTENTIALLY DAMAGING BOTH THE APPLIANCE AND THEMSELVES. WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE LONG-TERM SOMATIC AND/OR PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THIS WEBSITE, WHEREFORE FIRST TIME VISITORS (ESPECIALLY SO-CALLED "LIBERALS" AND OTHER COLLECTIVISTS) MAY WISH TO CONSULT WITH A MEDICAL PRACTITIONER BEFOREHAND. NO FURTHER WARNING WILL BE GIVEN.
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