|How to Get Our Airlines Back On Their Feet|
Federal Aviation Agency
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing naked women. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?