You have a right to swing
first! [We will testify you did!]
Anything you say or do, or do
not say or do, will be mis-construed and used as an excuse to beat the
crap out of you!
You have a right to receive
medical attention after we beat the crap out of you and to have a
medical personnel present ONLY after the beating!
If you cannot afford medical
attention, a doctor will be appointed to dress your wounds free of
Do you understand that you
are in deep crap, and if yes, do you want medical services or a
mortician called now?
Do you understand each of
these rights as I have yelled them in your face?