Southern Terrorist Advisory
SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA 

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing  discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda  terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.  The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting  the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas. 

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children: 

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba 
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit 
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba 
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba 
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat 
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl 
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat 

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

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