Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:

  1. No Jesus
  2. No Wal-Mart
  3. No television
  4. No cheerleaders
  5. No baseball
  6. No football
  7. No basketball
  8. No hockey
  9. No golf
  10. No tailgate parties
  11. No Home Depot
  12. No pork BBQ
  13. No hot dogs
  14. No burgers
  15. No lobster
  16. No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  17. No gumbo
  18. No jambalaya.
  19. More than one wife.
  20. Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  21. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
  22. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  23. No chocolate chip cookies.
  24. No Christmas.
  25. No Disney World
  26. No Las Vegas.
  27. You can't shave.
  28. Your wives can't shave.
  29. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  30. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  31. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die you will escape all this misery and it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??