I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut  right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on  to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the  driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the  woman off.

 "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely  and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me  in traffic and here's why:

 I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the  bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at  the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new  car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.  That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though  the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at  least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like  36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven  by females, that's 18,000.

 In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

 According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying  or unrewarding. That's 449.

 According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have  seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

 And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. 

 According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry  weapons and this number is increasing.

 That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that  has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously  considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

 Flip one off?....... I think not.