30 Reasons Why Men Prefer Dogs
1. Dogs are excited by rough play.
2. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
3. Dogs love red meat.
4. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
5. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
6. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
7. Dogs don't shop.
8. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
9. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
10. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
11. A dog's parents never visit.
12. Dogs love long car trips.
13. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
14. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
15. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
16. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster dinner.
17. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
18. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
19. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
20. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
21. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
22. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
23. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
24. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
25. Dogs think you sing great.
26. Dogs don't cry.
27. Dogs don't mind if you call them by another dog's name.
28. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
29. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
30. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.