|THE TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION|
A woman met a gorgeous man in a bar. They talked, they connected, and they ended up leaving together.
They got back to his place, and as he showed her around the apartment, she couldn't help but notice that his bedroom was completely packed with teddy bears. Dozens of teddy bears, all set up neatly around the room - small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman was kind of surprised that the fellow would have such a collection of teddy bears, especially one so extensive, but she thought it was kind of cute and decided not to say anything about it to him.
She turned to him, and they kissed and had they their way with each other. After an intense passion, while they were lying together in the afterglow, the woman rolled over and asked, smiling, "Well, so... how was it?"
The man said, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."