Man vs. Woman Haircut

Here's how men and women view a haircut: 


Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! 

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? 

Woman2: Oh, no! No, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this look, I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable! And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. 

Woman2: Oh -that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. 

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much better. 


Man1: Haircut? 

Man2: Yeah.