A sailor enters a cafe in 'Dago and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili."
"I'm sorry, the Marine next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress.
"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then."
After a while the Sailor notices that the Jarhead who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full.
He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The Marine replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the Sailor takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The Marine says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."